why do people in spy movies ask other people “are you wearing a wire” like wtf do you expect them to say “whoa yeah i guess so u got me”
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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i had to watch this over and over again XD
DAAWHHH
IT’S BACK
Look at the other one! He’s like DAMNIT PHIL CALM DOWN
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ANDERSON’S REACTION WHEN HE FINDS OUT SHERLOCK ISN’T DEAD.
ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR
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Hi, I'm Molly 17 from near London England.If you're reading this I can only assume you've managed to stumble upon my blog and I really just want to apologise in advanced for the explosion of goodness knows what that you're about to see here.
So anyway enjoy :)
